Friday, March 23, 2007

Recall Notice

Educational Command has issued a recall, repeat, a recall of all series JZ-X3 Grammar School Instructors, effective immediately. Models recalled include the Miss Quibble, shown at left, as well as the Mrs. Quimby and the Mr. Quisp. Defective circuits cause the teachers to grade on a curve, assign excessive homework, and electrocute problem students. Educational Command warns administrators to proceed with caution in incapacitating all models. Use discretion and terminate with extreme prejudice.

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