Thursday, December 31, 2015

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Monday, December 28, 2015

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Friday, December 25, 2015

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Monday, December 21, 2015

mincemeat of him

The reviewers were less than kind.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Albeth Plenitude

tightwadish to the extreme

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Friday, December 18, 2015

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Tuesday, December 15, 2015


If you don’t want her to suck out all your baby’s blood, 
better arm yourself with a pig bone crucifix dipped in holy water.

Monday, December 14, 2015


You've got your father.
You've got your son.
And then you've got your hungry ghost.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Saturday, December 12, 2015


Mesopotamian ferryman. 
He plied the Hubur, river of the dead, 
long before Charon poled the Styx.

Friday, December 11, 2015

a passing fancy

Maybe that's all it was.

Thursday, December 10, 2015


Not schlonker.

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

boy with stars in his eyes

You’d say someday..

Tuesday, December 08, 2015

Monday, December 07, 2015

Sunday, December 06, 2015

Saturday, December 05, 2015

Wumble Myzenry

Before its recovery at a Flagstaff grab bag booth, it was believed all graven images associated with the extinct Wumble-Myzen tribe of southern Chumbaio had been confiscated and destroyed in the great Native Art Purge of 1936. Unfortunately, we now know such was not the case.

Friday, December 04, 2015

Thursday, December 03, 2015

Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Monday, November 30, 2015

Sunday, November 29, 2015

the one who cares

or at least earnestly looks like he does.

Saturday, November 28, 2015


He wasn't around much, so I
don't have a clear picture of him.

Friday, November 27, 2015


speaks in tungsten

Thursday, November 26, 2015

foot picker

He used to pick his feet in Poughkeepsie.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Tuesday, November 24, 2015


Seussian known to noodle on the one-nozzled noozer.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Sir Melamine

The esteemed Metabolite of Cyromazine.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Friday, November 20, 2015

no spoke

You can pick your nose
or you can poke your friends, but…
what the hell - 
you can poke your nose, too.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Tuesday, November 17, 2015


Another of Zeus’s rascally escapades was when he presto’d Eurymedousa into an ant and then proceeded to rape her. Thus begat Myrmidon, who was followed by an entire race of soldiers who blindly obeyed any order given them.

Monday, November 16, 2015

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Old Thrashbarg

Lamuellan priest who bows before the ineffable will of Almighty Bob.

Friday, November 13, 2015


possible side effects include..

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Obu Tanaka

So, you stumble. The next thing you know, you’re in mid-air, tumbling end over end. Apparently, you’ve gone over a cliff. What bum luck. But wait. You reach into your pocket and pull out your carved effigy of Obu Tanaka, protector of children, the insane, insane children, and cliff strollers. You gather your wits and summon the words to the incantation. “Mahominy frobish, spoorfit Tanaka.” And, wonder of wonders, you’re falling no more. Because you’ve hit bottom.

By the way, the correct wording is “Mahominy frobish, spaarfit Tanaka.”