Wednesday, March 31, 2010

the green fairy

La Fee Verte descends upon the poet.
Marvels transpire.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

Julius Frontinus

excavated Roman water commissioner

Sunday, March 28, 2010

tea party

Gotta love those tea party patriots, Palinists, shout-downers, death campers, birthers, dittoheads, Armageddonists, fundamentalists, anti-health care, anti-tax, anti-thought, Glenn Beckering, brick throwing, death threatening, conspiracy theorizing, reactionary, bigoted, bellicose, belligerent, radical right wing rabid Republicans.

Saturday, March 27, 2010


                              It was customary for hunters to flush a shebang from its hole. 
This act came to be known as 'the hole shootin' match.'

Friday, March 26, 2010

conveyance purveyor

aka car salesman
Happy Birthday WAK

Thursday, March 25, 2010


The bodiless Kalmafridean, Yalqev39, desires dilithium crystals in order to return home.
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Von Schlep

Unfortunately, Von Schlep never knew 
when the next monkey skull would erupt.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Nemesis ouanga

Voodoo charm hollowed out to hold poison.
It's modeled after Nemesis, goddess of divine retribution.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Major America

Captain America was promoted in 2008 in light of his leadership as CEO of Lehman Brothers.

Saturday, March 20, 2010


The wild rutting season of Pan began today.

The old goat once fell for the nymph Syrinx, who wanted nothing to do with him, so ran to the river. Desperate to be hidden, she was transformed by her sisters into a reed. But the wind blew through her and gave her away. Pan fashioned his pipes from the reeds, which he played each sunset in love and in lust. To hear his song is to be inspired and aroused.

Extra Added Bonus: me reading Elizabeth Barrett Browning's 'A Musical Instrument' with Laurent Rochelle's 'Que Ma Joie Se Meure' as musical accompaniment.

Friday, March 19, 2010


shallow vassal playing fast and loose with words
(like honorificabilitudinitatibus)

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Once captain,

now he's figurehead on the prow of the doomed ghost ship, the Flying Dutchman.

Mario Marmot

a Pogo reject

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Clark Baines, Action News

Reporting live from the site of the fungal invasion.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010


rastrastriated rasta in mid dread coil perm

Giorgio I

His Tremendousness, Giorgio I, Prince of Seborga

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Who is the real John Galt?

Unionbuster turned outsourcer.
Banks in Cayman Gulch.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

lost horizon

From your epic opiates,
myopic utopia.

Sunday, March 07, 2010


early thermodynamic mechaman

Saturday, March 06, 2010

coup plotter

The scenario unfolds in the general's mind.

Friday, March 05, 2010


They were confined to the fire pits of Tartarus, there consigned to forge Zeus's thunderbolts.

Lava Lad

Vulcan's little known sidekick

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Lum Puckett

Lum Puckett, the late drummer for Dead Man's Chest

Ra-ish prize

Found in a box of Cracker Jack.
I nearly cracked a tooth.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

eager minion

Chief Wapahaunuk

Chief Wapahaunuk of the Tanamaug tribe invites all his Facebook friends to give him a poke.

Monday, March 01, 2010


complements the mamaloot