Monday, January 31, 2011

Darrel Quilby

The winner of 2010's Worst Case of Hives Award.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Keyser Söze

composite sketch based on testimony given by Verbal Kint

Friday, January 28, 2011


One hairy mongrel.
Has one eye and a predilection for the Socratic method.

Thursday, January 27, 2011


A brief glimpse caused the subject much distress.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Poyzil Yagronowitz

aka The Human Mole

Tuesday, January 25, 2011


postscript coaxer

Monday, January 24, 2011

Feargus McGurk

Feargus'd impressify between flutherbouts.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Saturday, January 22, 2011


I don't belong here.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Uncle Ernie

Good Morning, Campers!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Yog McGoth

inventor of the Cthulu Hoop

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Flash scan

Flashman tolerates the Sartuvians' gammascan
because he knows they'll never penetrate his psyche.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Pixie 3

The pixie got into the barn again last night.
Now the goats are riled and the cow won't milk.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Khentkaus I

Golden Age Queen of Egypt.
She rests in her tomb within the Giza Necropolis.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

God's Lonely Man

My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change... The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again... Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me... Here is a man who would not take it anymore... Here is a man who stood up.

Jared Loughner = Travis Bickle?
Rep. Gabrielle Giffords = Senator Charles Palatine?

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Monday, January 10, 2011


one of legion

Sunday, January 09, 2011

Vitreous Trimfin

A Trimfin's voice can melt the polar ice cap
on the coldest moon of Snarkkus. 

Saturday, January 08, 2011

spokesman for industry

"The public is in no danger."

Denisovan Reconstruction E

based on a last gasp of a rash hunch

Friday, January 07, 2011

Denisovan Reconstruction D

based on DNA analysis and oblique extrapolation

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Denisovan Reconstruction C

based on DNA analysis and dubious postulation

Denisovan Reconstruction B

based on DNA analysis and obtuse conjecture

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Denisovan Reconstruction A

based on DNA analysis and marginal speculation

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Hank Kingsley

Or is it George Bluth Sr.?

Monday, January 03, 2011

Thomas Becket

meddlesome priest


fear of fear itself

Sunday, January 02, 2011


He assures us he's licensed and bonded, but he won't say what for.

Saturday, January 01, 2011