Monday, September 30, 2019

Icarus Dodoless


Flew too close to the
Endangered Species Act

Sunday, September 29, 2019

Awful Kenawful


Launched his rocket bike over seventeen buses. 
The 12-year-old he hired as pilot is recovering nicely.

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Morgan le Fay


Using magic gleaned from Merlin and her own inherent trickery, she seduced many a knight. Thought by some to represent the danger of unchecked female power.
Constructed Fata Morgana, the offshore fairy castle mirages named for her.

Friday, September 27, 2019

Thursday, September 26, 2019

Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Monday, September 23, 2019

Sunday, September 22, 2019

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Friday, September 20, 2019

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Monday, September 16, 2019

cruncher


cruncher: a mandatory overtime worker

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Friday, September 13, 2019

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

coin of the realm


legal tender there

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Monday, September 09, 2019

Sunday, September 08, 2019

Saturday, September 07, 2019

Friday, September 06, 2019

Thursday, September 05, 2019

Wednesday, September 04, 2019

Tuesday, September 03, 2019

Monday, September 02, 2019

John Frum


One day he’ll return to Tanna
and return Tanna to kastom.

Sunday, September 01, 2019

the man who would not burn


Paraffin'd burlap had no effect.