Saturday, December 31, 2016

Friday, December 30, 2016

Thursday, December 29, 2016

F.E.B. Badge


Today I earned my Flesh Eating Bacteria Badge.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Monday, December 26, 2016

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Kazzy Ray

A noted wonk. She was the first to acknowledge 
the perishability of intangible products. 

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Friday, December 23, 2016

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Saturnalian



seriously guising through the longest night

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

rallyer


A rallyer splurts a qualmish belch due to overproduction of bile.

Monday, December 19, 2016

Penelope


One hundred and eight is a lot of suitors pitching woo. To put them off, Penelope wove a shroud for her father, telling them she’d make up her mind when it was finished. But nightly dethreading meant it would never get done. Thus, she remained ever faithful to Odysseus while he continued to go gallivanting throughout the Mediterranean.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Friday, December 16, 2016

Thursday, December 15, 2016

poogle horn player


Remove its horn and all the poogle horn alarmist can do is tweet.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Thomas Washfingerson


turning over in his gravitas

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Bhoshi Komazzo


Queen of the Dispossessed

Monday, December 12, 2016

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Saturday, December 10, 2016

rattan


to the core

Friday, December 09, 2016

Thursday, December 08, 2016

Dr. Froman Carotid


The artery was named for him.

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

Monday, December 05, 2016

Sunday, December 04, 2016

Saturday, December 03, 2016

ghostwriter


specializes in suicide notes

Friday, December 02, 2016

Thursday, December 01, 2016

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Yum Kaax


Mayan god of wild things

Friday, November 25, 2016

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Monday, November 21, 2016

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Friday, November 18, 2016

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Monday, November 14, 2016

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Saturday, November 12, 2016