Thursday, August 31, 2017

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

no there there

If only his mother had comforted him by saying, 
“There, there, my child. It’ll be alright.” 
Then maybe he’d be somebody somewhere.

Monday, August 28, 2017

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Palipox Krivvel

Dr. Palipox Krivvel explains the thermonuclear dynamics 
behind warp drive propulsion to a disbelieving group of 
scientists from seventeen centuries past.

Friday, August 25, 2017


on tippy toes

Thursday, August 24, 2017


a proper popper

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Tuesday, August 22, 2017


woman as capital

Monday, August 21, 2017

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017


The solar winds have brought in swarms of these things.

Friday, August 18, 2017


breeder and feeder of ergot

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Wednesday, August 16, 2017


left out

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Martin Shkreli

scumbag CEO of Mylan & Turing Pharmaceuticals

Monday, August 14, 2017

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Friday, August 11, 2017


She’ll ask is she pretty. 
Say no, she’ll stab you.
Say yes, she’ll slash you. 
Either way, you bleed.

Thursday, August 10, 2017


Kurt keeps leaving these semblances that are close 
but in no way his.

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Avan Tarklu

a.k.a. Frobisher
a.k.a. a Whifferdill
a.k.a. not his penguin form

Monday, August 07, 2017

Sunday, August 06, 2017

Saturday, August 05, 2017

Saint Blasé

His visions were somewhat mediocre and his deeds were not overly impressive.
Even his torture and execution lacked originality. 
He’s the patron saint of the insipid.

Friday, August 04, 2017

Saint Blaise

Doctor of bodies and souls, human and otherwise. 
Arrested, flayed with iron combs and beheaded. 
Became the patron saint of wool combers.

A rather poor image, I’m afraid. Fourth Century cameras were substandard prior to the invention of film in 1885.

Thursday, August 03, 2017


My court appointed lawyer is a Drammidon. I'm screwed.

Wednesday, August 02, 2017

Tuesday, August 01, 2017


Queen of Snark