Friday, January 31, 2014

Tiny Montgomery


One bird book and a buzzard and a crow,
Tell them all Tiny says hello.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

snarfer balloon


Snarfing appendages and the geneticists who grow them 
will be well represented in Albuquerque this October.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

pat-a-cake


There is some doubt as to whether the cake 
was patted into the shape of the baker's man or
whether the main ingredient actually was the baker's man.

Monday, January 27, 2014

no ID 6

It'll come to me..

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Saturday, January 25, 2014

dissociate


laid off from Walmart

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Taotao Mo'na


guardian to the banyan

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

gry


n.  Not a bit, not a morsel, but a measure
- never in general use -
equal to a tenth of philosophical foot. 
Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Jack


Jack is not an astute businessman, trades cow for beans. 
Mother distraught. Jack plans robbery by means of fairy tale. 
Steals bag of gold, retreats.  
Returns, steals golden goose, retreats. 
Returns third time, steals singing harp. 
Jack is a triple offender, a recidivist. 
Makes getaway but has to kill rightful owner, 
so is now murderer as well.
  
Wealth buys lawyers, Jack is cleared, 
rich beyond measure.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

sketchy


all I can remember of her

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Friday, January 17, 2014

Frankenshrunken


Jan. 27th, 1969 - Karloff disappears
into the jungle beside the Marañón River.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Phlogistonic actuator


Heart of combustion for the Sprague Dephlogisticator, 
named for its inventor, Howard Sprague.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Monday, January 13, 2014

corrective visionary


Anti-Myopic Contraption Fixes Focus 

Sunday, January 12, 2014

blanket statement


This is an implied deconstruction of 
an imaginary cartoon sculpture, unless it isn't.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Hashtag


The Egyptian god, Hashtag, is often shown 
holding a floral scepter up to one eye, 
denoting a topic currently trending.

Friday, January 10, 2014

deviner


fallen epigicidal forester

Thursday, January 09, 2014

Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Tuesday, January 07, 2014

dream encryption


The NSA already knows your REM cycles;
don't let them zero in on your dreams.

Monday, January 06, 2014

Madam Marie


Temple of Knowledge oracle 
strikes a pose for her police mugshot.

Sunday, January 05, 2014

Saturday, January 04, 2014

Friday, January 03, 2014

Thursday, January 02, 2014

Wednesday, January 01, 2014