Burnt Corn King

urban icon

satyr icon

Necronom icon

hierophantasy

What were these keepers of sacred knowledge trying to impart?

And why were they doing so from solid rock?

rubble icon

another icon found in the rubble

Monument to Parasitism

Monument to the Void

Icon No. 753

alternity guide

Aethnil

 

municipal deity

our current local icon

totem in feldspar

the man who would not burn

Paraffin'd burlap had no effect.

one another

Wumble Myzenry

Before its recovery at a Flagstaff grab bag booth, it was believed all graven images associated with the extinct Wumble-Myzen tribe of southern Chumbaio had been confiscated and destroyed in the great Native Art Purge of 1936. Unfortunately, we now know such was not the case.

Obu Tanaka

So, you stumble. The next thing you know, you’re in mid-air, tumbling end over end. Apparently, you’ve gone over a cliff. What bum luck. But wait. You reach into your pocket and pull out your carved effigy of Obu Tanaka, protector of children, the insane, insane children, and cliff strollers. You gather your wits and summon the words to the incantation. “Mahominy frobish, spoorfit Tanaka.” And, wonder of wonders, you’re falling no more. Because you’ve hit bottom.

By the way, the correct wording is “Mahominy frobish, spaarfit Tanaka.”

Maestro

The Maestro, lithified.

rudimentary rock icon

garden loa

from Westboro Baptist courtyard