Thursday, December 31, 2009

old 09

a year to forget

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Jebediah Springfield

the dis-em-statued head of Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield (aka Hans Sprungfeld)

Monday, December 28, 2009

Nurphlumber Croniflaxx

Naturally, with a speech impediment like his, he had to go into radio.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Professor Crizzle

imagining oppual and equisite abstractions

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Cal Carb

monocled lead guitarist for the Dripstones

Friday, December 25, 2009

true gift

The true Christmas spirit is under wraps.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Harried

another false Christmas spirit

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Hectic

false Christmas spirit

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

budgiebot

retired muppet

living on LuAnn Platters in Boca Raton

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

thoughtful gift

There's always that hydrant helmet you've had your eye on.

Friday, December 18, 2009

restorative gift

..or perhaps a weekend in the mudbaths.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

impractical gift

Bilious Bottles are big this year...

crafty gift

...or maybe a set of ceramic finger puppets.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

tech gift

Just in time for Christmas: Google Goggles

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Judith

Judith's rodent upbringing made her resourceful, but it didn't do her teeth much good.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Monday, December 07, 2009

Scullystone

When Mulder found this in Area 51, he knew the microchip in his partner's neck was bad news.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Hamish Karobe

I recall he did something to a different something.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Jack Gurney

The 14th Earl of Gurney
prepares to enter the House of Lords.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Heather June Spuckler

daughter of Cletus and Brandine

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Theodor Ragnar

Theodor Ragnar, Warrior Monk

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Ditterbrand

When he was alive, Ditterbrand was a hermit. He's much more sociable now.

Monday, November 30, 2009

shroudmuffle

pocket locket

Found at seedy flea market.
Opens to reveal fingernail clippings.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bosco Hearn

the once honorable Bosco Hearn

Saturday, November 28, 2009

cryptosporidium

protozoan parasite of the gut
and native of planetoid Crypton

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

gratitude

Happy Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

DIY graft

These DIY skin grafts are getting out of hand.

Monday, November 23, 2009

urchin chit

legal tender in kinder urban pockets

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Uncle Martin

a.k.a. Exigius 12 1/2

Crazy Man Michael

Raven told him he'd kill his lover.
In anger, Michael stabbed the bird,
but who do you think it was?

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

leftover 6

a golden geek

Monday, November 16, 2009

leftover 5

a carouser

Sunday, November 15, 2009

leftover 4

a little devil

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Roberta

Roberta, adding up all the wrongs done her

Friday, November 13, 2009

CCTV Eye

I got my CCTV Eye on you.