Saturday, March 17, 2007

Leperkhan

Legend has it if you can capture the Sultan of Derry, he is obliged to render unto you a potentate o' gold. But once he does so, you will be reduced to a mass o' scabs and boils and you will be confined for the rest of your days to the island of the Leper Connollys.

Of course, the legend could have it wrong.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, the legend has it halfright. The Leper Connollys, who live down the strait, have been friends of mine for years. But it's their godson that frightens me. He's always been into genetics.

Purifying, making clean, figuring how to propagate the Master Race. Then he got caught and sent into deep space with his clan and followers. Well, he'll be back. AND HE'LL KILL US ALL AND REMAKE THE UNIVERSE IN HIS IMAGE!!!!

That's how you have it halfright.

We must be aware of The Wrath of Leper Khan.

Just what would I DO with a potentate of gold, anyway? Is that like a high-priced version of the Golem?

Inquiring swines want to know.

Jay King said...

Let me look into it and I'll get back to you, although it could be you've been spending too much time at the bijou. I think what we have here is a different family altogether. And don't come back with Madeline Khan or KhanAir, either, cause I ain't buyin the movie version.