Monday, March 26, 2007

L.C. Kaflorp

L.C. Kaflorp, CEO of Smurgicals Unlimited, put a quick quash to the merger rumor with Corpsicorp. The very idea might plummet shares on the Dow, spurring a sell-off. That'd surely spell hostile takeover by Glaseeb & Sons, who've been biding their stock options for just such an elbow maneuver. L.C. hung up the phone and caught sight of his reflection in his computer screen. He looked pressured. A vacation, maybe...

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