An ugly little troll was found guilty today in municipal court of extortion and racketeering. Murflax Ganglimere, a resident of the underside of the Rural Road 9 county line bridge, was immediately sentenced to serve 3 years of hard labor for his crimes. Ganglimere was charged with demanding money and sweets from pedestrians wanting nothing more than to cross the bridge in peace. In some instances the troll demanded bridge crossers answer silly riddles, like 'Why is a baby like an unripe pomegranate? ' (Answer: They both suck to eat.)The defendant showed no emotion when the verdict was read other than to jump up and down, pound his fists on the table and curse foul obscenities.
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