Early aspirants to the American throne in 2008 are presidential hopeful, Herman R. Talmadge and vice-presidential wannabe, Glen Groins. Theirs is the Artful Codger ticket and it promises to pour salt on the festering wound that is today's body politic. Here is their 5 point program:
1. No war.
2. No poverty.
3. Free health care for all.
4. An end to global warming.
5. An end to reality TV.
Naturally, this being America, they haven't got a snowball's chance in hell of winning. They'll be voted off the island long before the debates.
6 comments:
Sounds like just the ticket.
Nice window and photograph too BTW.
They got my vote.
And thanks, Cap'n Bill.
- Howdy
You're welcome al.
Wow this is kinda like a chat room.
I gotta go now my mom's calling me to dinner.
Mine too. Later.
Hey! Howcum I wasn't unvited?
You were unvited. That's why no one called you.
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