Periphealites

AVERTED VISION
REVEALS PERIPHEALITES

It has been conclusively determined by God knows who that mirroids do indeed exist. If one is to stare into one's own eyes as reflected in yon mirror, one will soon detect movements at the edges of the glass. These are gremlins and are dangerous. Take heed.

More recent studies by some such scientists as abscribe to hintable theories have it that periphealites dwell not only in corners of polished glass, but in actuality. They're all around us, but off to the side. A hundred eighty degress to the left and right alike. Always.

It now seems if one is to turn, say, to the right in order to confront one's snoids, those on the left will rapidly close in to cut off one's breath. This will not do. The only way I repeat the only way to confront peripheality is to ignore it altogether. Do not look askance, look straight ahead. They will eventually tire of waiting you out and vanish.

Should will power be absent, it may be necessary to wear blinders.