Now more than ever, it's your civic duty to cower in fear. First step, Know Your Warning Signs:
If your heart tells you one thing and your head tells you something else altogether, you know what to do. Also, beware of triangles.
Mentally challenged children are playing in the street, many without hands or feet. Drive around them please.
Do not be tempted by that bubbling stream to do anything other than drink the water. Tiny nostril dwelling parasites lurk, waiting for the innocent sniffer.
Take heed, Arkansas. These road signs are popping up all over, especially near schools and mobile home parks. When you see one, be prepared to run like hell, because a twister might not be far behind. Also, be careful not to trip over any rocks while running away.
If your heart tells you one thing and your head tells you something else altogether, you know what to do. Also, beware of triangles.
Mentally challenged children are playing in the street, many without hands or feet. Drive around them please.
Do not be tempted by that bubbling stream to do anything other than drink the water. Tiny nostril dwelling parasites lurk, waiting for the innocent sniffer.
Take heed, Arkansas. These road signs are popping up all over, especially near schools and mobile home parks. When you see one, be prepared to run like hell, because a twister might not be far behind. Also, be careful not to trip over any rocks while running away.
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