At least, his identity was unknown until Bluggle Stumply filled me in. It seems this is Neville Crabs. See comment.
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Unknown, my sweet patootie. That's Neville Crabs, of the infamous Wolfinghamworcestershireton Crabs. His main claim to fame is that he holds the town record for continuous burpage, which stands at seventy-two hours six minutes and thirty-seven seconds. Some of the Wolfinghamworcestershireton folk say his guttal windage is still ongoing, and it may be, considering Neville's abiltiy to practice spherical breathing. Hell, he doesn't practice it! The bugger has it DOWN! He also owes me seventeen quid.
At least, his identity was unknown until Bluggle Stumply filled me in. It seems this is Neville Crabs. See comment.
1 comment:
Unknown, my sweet patootie. That's Neville Crabs, of the infamous Wolfinghamworcestershireton Crabs. His main claim to fame is that he holds the town record for continuous burpage, which stands at seventy-two hours six minutes and thirty-seven seconds. Some of the Wolfinghamworcestershireton folk say his guttal windage is still ongoing, and it may be, considering Neville's abiltiy to practice spherical breathing. Hell, he doesn't practice it! The bugger has it DOWN! He also owes me seventeen quid.
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