Friday, October 06, 2006

Pope Freaks

Pope Ben Edict freaked today when he learned limbo abolishment, or 'limbolishment' in the coloquial terms of the day, shall soon be the order of it - the day, that is - as well as the letter of the law.

"Oh woe betide us all" he is said to have moaned on learning that dead unbaptised babies will be made homeless once kicked out of Limbo Land. He expressed his concerns to a luncheon of popeseekers this afternoon thusly:

"We're not about to condemn the poor little souless tykes to the fiery pits of Hell, now are we? Of course not. But you can bet we aren't letting them join the country club either, if you catch my drift. So Heaven's out, Hell's out, Limbo's out.. what's left? Guantanamo?"

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