Ladies Auxiliary

Bingo's out down at the Ladies Auxiliary. They purchased a bank of computers and now it's all Google all the time. They're trolling the net for identities. They start with medical records, zero in on ladies their age, well off, near death, without families. Then they circle like vultures, waiting for them to cash in. Interference is run when they do. The body is disposed of and the lady bearing the closest resemblance is installed in her place.

The ladies now have in their employ a crack accountant and an excellent plastic surgeon. Ten percent of the estates go back to the auxiliary and another ten percent is donated to charitable causes. The club has won all manner of civic service awards and is a fine example of can-do entrepreneurship. The roster roles are burgeoning.