Lurbinox

The Holy Feast Day of the Lurbinox mingles stout Lurb values and Nabisco Vanilla Wafers. Guilt is the main Lurb value. Fear's another.

The Feast of Wafers is meant to symbolize a renewal of sorts. A time to cast off old sorts and try on new sorts. Of course, the old sorts don't want to go, so they cling to the Lurbinox and scream bloody murder. Eventually, they're lured off the Lurb by the new sorts armed with Vanilla Wafers, but not before the Lurb is totally flammed. I swear, it happens every year.