Yogi

Yogi Preshmahowiebenzemere learned his peculiar form of Kundalini yoga in 1824 from Yogi Satchmokwaninarayani, who leaned it from somebody else. It was his habit to assume the lotus position, palms on knees upturned in a cup form, breathing deeply, then less deeply, then shallowly, and eventually not at all. In this way, Prana would move in to replace oxygen and the body would enter the ethereal realm.

Although Yogi P has been out of touch with the world around him for lo these many years, you can e-mail him at yogi@preshmahowiebenzemere.com.