Knock Knock

Who's there? Oh, it's you again. Did you do something with your hair? It looks so... different.

You know, it's customary for old blogospherians such as yourself to roll out the red carpet welcome wagon when visiting new blogs on the block such as mine. Have you come bearing gifts to lavishly bestow upon my person? Something with which to decorate the premises? Perhaps something as simple as a humble piece of software? What's that you say? You could what? You could go bake a cake and bring it back with you?
I wouldn't want to put you out. By the way, did I show you the door?
Tah tah.