shroudmuffle

pocket locket

Found at seedy flea market.
Opens to reveal fingernail clippings.

Bosco Hearn

the once honorable Bosco Hearn

cryptosporidium

protozoan parasite of the gut and native of planetoid Crypton

gratitude

Happy Thanksgiving.

DIY graft

These DIY skin grafts are getting out of hand.

urchin chit

legal tender in kinder urban pockets

Uncle Martin

a.k.a. Exigius 12 1/2

Crazy Man Michael

Raven told him he'd kill his lover.
In anger, Michael stabbed the bird,
but who do you think it was?

cuckold

Sandman 3

Sandman 2

Sandman 1

leftover 6

a golden geek

leftover 5

a carouser

leftover 4

a little devil

Roberta

Roberta, adding up all the wrongs done her

CCTV Eye

I got my CCTV Eye on you.

Miraluka

equipped with enhanced Force Sight

ghosty hat

One thinks it's going to be so much fun wearing a ghosty hat.
Then it adjusts itself to one's size.

Trigon

Trigonic lore has it then and when are now.

ego boost

Sometimes it's necessary to flatter ones elf.

magic bean

leveraged via trade for dairy bovine

Kernel of Truth

continually sought, seldom found

See No Weevil

posterior view (head and thorax) of no-see-um weevil

Tralfamadorian swinge

Just try to find one of these around here.

jack-o'-lantern

This year's jack-o'-lantern didn't come out right.

Guy Fawkes

Caught with 36 barrels of gunpowder underneath the House of Lords. He leapt from the gallows, depriving Britain of his execution.

the real Mungo Bonham

Founder of St. Mungo's Hospital for

Magical Maladies and Injuries

Morgue Arrival O

Subject recovered from cargo hold of freighter sunk off the coast of Italy earlier this year. Salt water exposure and fish nibbling to blame for general wear and tear, but suspect radiation poisoning to be the cause of death.

Santa Muerte

Saint Oswald

For All Saints Day, here's Oswald, sainted king of Northumbria. Died of general dismemberment at the hands of the Mercians, who showed none. His head and body parts were distributed far and wide and his bones became relics. Even the dirt upon which he stood when he was killed was thought to be either blessed or magic or both and was removed a pocketful at a time until the hole left behind was big enough to be the grave of two men. It is unknown if two men were found to fill it.