Charon

Pay him and he'll ferry you across the Styx.
Don't and he won't.
Either way you're damned.

roboalien

roboalien from somewhere near Beta Pictoris

Freyr

Surrendered his sword for love.
Fat lot of good it'll do him come Ragnarök.

tipstaff

title given to bailiffs for their habit of thrusting scepter ends into the mouths of the accused.

aka Hackmatack

named for the deciduously tundratic conifer,
the Tamarack Larch

Korrecto

Writer of Wrongs

Old Ferribee

Tarzan 2

He was almost Zantar.

conk sprite

Part wood nymph, part fungus, they can be found on tree bark by following their whistles.