“My Woolums knows a thing or two about shopping for bargains, I’ll tell you that straight up. Take this antique Burmese brown jade belt buckle he spotted underneath a pile of kitchen utensils in the Piscataway Goodwill store. Keep your mitts off it, you lug! I don’t mean you should take it take it, I meant for you to look at it, is all. Why it’s priceless, I tell you. He got it for a dollar and a half. Had a red sticker on it on fifty percent off red sticker day. My Woolums is one savvy shopper.”
submitted by Feenie McShirkle, Rahway, N.J.
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