waterfall sprite

implant fail

Krenzl

The Krenzl 'Apoplexy' Tour is coming 

to a city near you, despite the injunctions.

Talmot Tibbs

 

Tammy

no here here

042422

dethroned

Exiled King of Ulfrania, Gregor Yubolshkazin, 

adjusts to his new role as road manager for The Puckerups.

042222

Ioan Fossil

Jupiter’s third largest moon, Io, continues to provide scientists on Earth with existential challenges, the latest being this fossil fill recovered from deep below the volcanic crust.

acquiescence

Motley Attix

Invented Detris, the game of stacking detritus. 

stob

Rose up from the path 

Through the enchanted forest 

And tripped me up good

borderline

Globular Mirrr

Focus Puller

Clapper Loader

Roto Leads

 

rugged individualist

A Real Find

“My Woolums knows a thing or two about shopping for bargains, I’ll tell you that straight up. Take this antique Burmese brown jade belt buckle he spotted underneath a pile of kitchen utensils in the Piscataway Goodwill store. Keep your mitts off it, you lug! I don’t mean you should take it take it, I meant for you to look at it, is all. Why it’s priceless, I tell you. He got it for a dollar and a half. Had a red sticker on it on fifty percent off red sticker day. My Woolums is one savvy shopper.”

                submitted by Feenie McShirkle, Rahway, N.J.

gremlin 2

still plotting sabotage

habnoid glusofarian

040822

gristliferous

 

amessastressors

Mazmokani

040422

Iago

 

turbed

both per- and dis-

headmaster

He won't be made a fool of,

no matter what day it is.