Saturday, November 09, 2013

Saint Grimonia

Rather than marry, she fled to the forest where the wonders of nature brought her to ecstasy. Her father tracked her down and offered her the choice between a husband or having her head removed. She chose the ax.


Emil Sassparroon said...

Cain't blayme her; if'n sumbuddy foisted a husban' awn ME ah'd be sorer than a hornswoggled puptoad with gaiters awn his feet, an' that's no lie. Which we pr'nounce as LAH day-own here.

Jay King said...

Yessa, hus-beings is lahk tits on a boar hawg. Who needs 'em?