Rockabilly Eel

..or is it a platypus?

Laputa exile

She fled the floating isle of hollow reason
and became forever wary of shadows.

Me U

Another day askew at Me U.

Hambone tietack

lode claim

Holden Caulfield

I don't feel like going into it,
if you want to know the truth.

Jobs disciple

entranced by MacHacky

understudy

He knows the lines, but the character eludes him.

Dr. Mabuse

Respected psychologist by day,
nefarious megalomaniac by night.

MacHacky

Apple tablet mascot

outy

Innie transplants are still years away,
but outies are available today.

Sherman Peabody

It was at that moment the WABAC Machine malfunctioned
and Mr. Peabody merged with his boy, Sherman.

John G. Roberts

orchestrator of the Great American Corporate Coup

Thomas Jefferson

"I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country."

Machi

Mapuche shaman

Simon Zgotti

the brains behind the caper

droog

nadsat grahzny bratchny

transubstantiation

Jesus Christ, as manifested in a batch of waffles I whipped up this morning.

Phineas Dimitrias

calculator of orbital velocity

Katzenjammer Kids

Hans und Fritz, now zey vas a coupla anarkists.
Asoziale an die Macht!

Montusijar

I found this Montusi bushman cookie jar on Etsy.

Barbary jetsam

a carved corsair found in the drift line

Pat Robertson

Those damned Haitians "made a pact with the devil," so got what was coming to them.

Nunuvyir bismuth

a hopper crystal from the Nunuvyet District of Nenetsia

nearpence

The holy grail for numismatists is the
King George three quarter pence.

Medusa victim

dumbstruck by writhing serpentude

Pinky Murdlestein

old buddy old pal

Madame George

Happy taken, dry your eyes,
one and only, say goodbye to Madame George.

me laterly

hungover and over

Schlitze

A simple, gentle soul. You know, a freak.

Edgar Poe

Died cooped in a stranger's cloak.

me lately

Pompey

reckless abandon

sugar skull

new 10

Not much better, I'll bet.