Saturday, August 08, 2009

Obvious Made Obviouser

Democratic senator and abortion doctor, Patrick Sullivan, today revealed at a town hall meeting a little known provision in the Senate's health care bill that would fund the retrofitting of thousands of obsolete telephone booths with cyanide gas tanks. These 'suicide booths' would then be installed in hospitals and nursing homes around the country, with 95 per cent of them concentrated in the red states.

Republican operatives posing as concerned citizens attending the town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, thanked the senator for his honesty in revealing what they suspected all along, and went home.

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