Thursday, July 09, 2009

Mumph Exhumed

Abner Mumph's decayed corpse was exhumed today. No autopsy was performed; his 93-year-old wife just wanted to see how he was getting along.

1 comment:

A. Mumph said...

I was gettin' along just FINE until that old HARPY came along an' dug me up!! Can't a ol' dead guy get some sleep around here?