The leprechaun's dark cousin, the clurichaun, is never seen in the daylight. In fact, he's rarely seen at all. He is heard, however, usually cursing up a storm as he quaffs another tankard of mead. For the clurichaun is a mean drunk.Should one take up residence in your wine cellar, do not call the law on him. Neither confront him yourself, because you're no match for him. Try to secure some of your stash elsewhere, but leave a good supply behind. Cross him and all your wine - and your Guinness too - will go flat.
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