out with 2014

feckless cookie

As in: "I'm ready to quit the program. 

The feckless cookies they serve exasperate me to no end."

surfacing

He's bound to come up for air eventually.

Krampus On A Shelf

Sure, it's time to pack away the Krampus On A Shelf, but I just know it'll upset little Suzie and Timothy, so I've decided to move it to another shelf. At least until Easter.

Dash Boolean

and/or, T ≠ F!

Maisie

Bad luck. 

Bride of the bull.

coniference

By this process, subject has apparently become one with a pinecone.

Ghost of Christmas Past Redux

So the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.

Oglethorpe

That was Oglethorpe.

Born that way, I guess.