Praetorian Guard

Offered something resembling loyalty
for a price.

deep wood pixie

Don't think for a minute she's asleep.

Adversarius

autochthon

born of rocks and soil

mugpin

madcap

Happy Birthday WAK

uguly thang

Henry, the facial contortionist

In the carny hierarchy, he figures below the clowns,
but above the geek who bites the heads off chickens.

lithified man