Elmer McCurdy

Inept outlaw killed in botched train robbery, mummified, and traded from sideshow to sideshow. This ain't him but if it were, it'd cost you two bits.

John Q. Netizen

any USB port in a storm

dovetail

beekeeper

bruno

mehitabels brother bruno werent too happy to foind shed shacked up with a cockroach i can tell you

Hilarius

Not Pope Hilarius, nor either of the Saints Hilarius. Not even the poet Hilarius, but Hilarius the burlesque simpleton.

A. Morphus Gel

the terror of opalization

young Gumby

Zephyrus

He's the gentle west wind and he heralds spring.
Wed his sister Iris, goddess of the rainbow.