Oolon Colluphid

Author of ‘Where God Went Wrong,’ 

‘Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes’ and 

‘Who is this God Person Anyway?’

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

connect the blanks

lacunic lapse…. mad lib gaps

uninvited houseguest

shadow broker

Wobbly

Old Wobblies weeble,

but they don't back down.

Prince

terrakaddish

prayer for dead earthenware

big blockhead

autochthon 2

He was here first.