harbinger

Eurynome

Way back when Zeus was but a childgod, she, nymph-goddess, and Ophion, snake god, were the first residents of Olympus. Their union brought about all things. Then, along came Kronos and Rheia with their eviction orders, sending her back to the sea from which she came and he to the underworld.

Later, when Zeus took control and he and Hera threw Hephaistos, blacksmith of the gods, off the mountain, Eurynome had been there, done that. Together with Thetis, fellow nymph-goddess, she picked him up, nursed him back to health and sent him back up the mountain.

lugubrialist

Babs Kredonk

Smoyled yet again

Captain Spencer T. Smoyle, leader of the ill-fated Smoyle Expedition which, in 1909, came to an abrupt end and had to turn back when it was discovered they had forgotten to pack the map.

Sgt. Sunshine

Sgt. Sunshine smokes the choice 

Outside the city hall

phantom of dysmorphia

Crosley Bendix

Cultural Reviewer 

and Director of Stylistic Premonitions 

for the Universal Media Netweb

akinesiac

Subject experiencing akinetic mutism;

does not speak or move.