Nebulon

Sorry, but this is not the Marvel Comics Nebulon of  Ul'ula, 

but rather a warrior Nebulon from some other corner of the universe.

Hamish Floort

Scotch-Dutch slouch

chupacabra

Frankly, he's tired of being compared to a dog.

failed robot

tawny fallopia

apology

Zuckerberg says I should shamelessly share everything. 

So here you go.
Sorry.

another other

eternal alterity

forever otherness

anoxic

comatose due to hypoxia