clavicytheriumist

n.  player of bygone pianoforte
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Carly's doll

all they found

Duke

in the depths of an ether binge

garden loa

from Westboro Baptist courtyard

dross amasser

lifestyle or affliction?

Haatchuz

agent provocateur

grasshopper

Buster Wonklin

Pulverize him all you want,
you just can't wear him down.