Horath

bifurcated tyrant

Spaddle Poreck

died in a bumper car accident

My new iNap app

allows me to practice
my long winter's nap.

Dr. Benway

"Doctor Benway, please report to the O.R."

Klastos

Warrior god made of broken rock fragments.
Creator of clast warfare.

bliss

Till Eulenspiegel

Known as a prankster, few recall
Till Eulenspiegel's shape-shifting abilities.

Sir Guy of Gisborne

sworne to take Robin

Saint Neot

Patron saint of fish.
Rival factions of monks fought over his bones.