leftover 1

Thought I'd start a new category for older things that never got posted, either because I didn't think they were good enough or because I couldn't think of anything nice (or awful) to say about them. They may not be and I still can't.

Although, this one does resemble a piñata dervish.

jobgene

Industry Breakthrough
Scientists have successfully isolated
the gene responsible for job dissatisfaction.

somebody

I forget who.

Doubleface 9

Big Daddy Lips

Eugene Lipscomb. 6' 6", 300 pound defensive tackle for late fifties Colts, also Rams and Steelers. Mad junkie lineman who could move and hit like nobody's business. "I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep." Wrestled on the side. OD'd at 31.

More on Big Daddy Lipscomb here.

Vandal bead

Lugian pillager depicted on bead torn from tunic during the sacking of Rome in 455.

Mr. Billbot

Ohhhhh, noooooooooo! [delete]

Podhusk

Arthur Poddington's old skin isn't of much use to him anymore.

Octoberserker