Katie Couric

Billy Shears

the one and only

Great Uncle Roy

Had to kick Great Uncle Roy out of the house again tonight for playing his flugelhorn. That's him now looking through the door glass. Don't let him in.

Maggie

sleeping

Edward the geek

Confucius Chrysalis

After which he took his act on the road,
shticking What's Up With That Anyway?

Flayed Larry

He heard beauty was only skin deep, but he couldn't locate his.

Bold Marauder

(He may look a little more insane than bold, but there's not much difference.)

BOLD MARAUDER
by Richard Fariña

And it's hi ho hey, I am the bold marauder
And it's hi ho hey, I am the white destroyer
For I will show you silver and gold, and I will bring you treasure
I will wave a widowing flag, and I will be your lover
And I will show you grotto and cave and sacrificial altar
And I will show you blood on the stone and I will be your mentor
And night will be our darling and fear will be our name.

And it's hi ho hey, I am the bold marauder
And it's hi ho hey, I am the white destroyer
For I will take you out by the hand and lead you to the hunter
And I will show you thunder and steel and I will be your teacher
And we will dress in helmet and sword and dip our tongues in slaughter
And we will sing a warrior's song and lift the praise of murder
And Christ will be our darling and fear will be our name.

And it's hi ho hey, I am the bold marauder
And it's hi ho hey, I am the white destroyer
For I will sour the winds on high and I will soil the river
And I will burn the grain in the field and I will be your mother
And I will go to ravage and kill and I will go to plunder
And I will take a fury to wife and I will be your mother
And death will be our darling and fear will be our name.

gaoler

After forty years it was hard for him to tell the in from the out.