Mashugana

Yiddish personification of Nutsoism

Beethoven

on one of his bad days

Miss Parker

The ninth graders behold Miss Parker, their new biology teacher.

Josephine

The fourth in line's no threat.

Obama's Evil Twin

McCain's Evil Twin

Gustav 2

Gustav One was just some Beeblebroxian guy. Gustav Two was a wet monster that spun over us for a couple of days and zapped out my electricity for 46 hours, thus depriving me of Wednesday's upload. So here he is, a day late.
(The gloss finish was an accident; he fell into the pot of hot wax I use for mounting his kind.)

Nelson P. Fresh

He never did approve of his son's ebullience, nor of his allowance to be poked and prodded. Truth be told, he thinks Poppin's a sissy.

Joey 'Thrasher' McTeague

His poor mother went through such hell giving birth to him, her midwife lobbied for years she be honored with a holiday. And so, in 1884, Congress declared the first Monday in September be known henceforth as Labor Day.