Velma and Luis

guileless

Chad C. Mulligan

author of The Hipcrime Vocab and You: Beast

monoloke

the Devil's puppet

potpourri

breathtaking baby

Touched

Mrs. Wrong

Haupt

Even Haupt succumbed.

OBX-33

A Bold Step Backwards For Robotics

Pell Balsy

Mangus Kafoozle

Zorg-do

minus soul patch

eyepatch

Sun Wukong

The Monkey King

the onus of ipseity

ipseity: (n.) the quality of being oneself

Smudge

061319

illegal alien

And some, I assume, are good people.

Volto

Nandi Keeriik

thrower and reader of stones

Archie Andrews

Suspended following the chemistry lab incident.

Brine McGoogle

For fuck sake, it’s McGoogle, ní Google. 

So quit askin’ all them fool questions.

Therian

ugsome

(adj.) hideous and loathsome

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Saint Sebastian

The arrows laid him low but

the cudgels finished him off.

The Cane Mountaineer

Barely kept his family fed.

Ahh, but the strawberries!

the makings

Mahtayro Kushbin

straw man