2018 ends

there's always next year

she hopes

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operating thetan

cleared for takeoff

Duke of Slack

Bakeoffer

Millie Fleer, this year's proud winner of the Ypsilanti Bake Off

jolly old elf on a shelf

He sees you when you're sleeping.

Olly Olly

known to give away oxen

a popular misconception

Conkro Groot

Boom Boom Pachyderm

botch

somewhat

John Murray Spear

Mechanical Messiah maker 

and harnesser of New Motive Power

K9L2

marble mask

These are on the small side.

Generally worn by pet monkeys and squirrels.

sheathed dirk

shocked I tell you

Ipso Facto

long for

not long for

Eggy Bamyasi

Proxima B (ing)

Anthony Benedetto

Greebo the Placated

icydew fairy

the new employee

His first performance review was sub-par.

undead CPA

Fontenot

much brecciated

happy family

plate tectonics

one another

Patty

Patty went all pompadour on us.

Yogimitt

stereo

Ellis

adverse reaction

alfeñique

scaredy clown

distance

tunnelier

rock climber

sibyl 2

Lady-in-Waiting

Emir Mortal

a mere formality

Previously identified as a dart quiver, 

it is now known to be a mirror for humanity.

a mere trifle

fossil evidence

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tassled hassler