that old canard

Father of the Enemy of the People
updated version

bad monkey

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updated version

rimy Kronkusoid

yegg

(n.) a tramp burglar or safe breaker
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

spontaneous generation

spawned from rags tossed in a corner

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timeless Calvino narrator

swaddled nerd

laccolith

bulgus protuburus

half tox twin

Steven Tyler

Uncle Newt

Uncle Newt never bought into those stories about his death. 

strap key

(n.) an elastic brass strip mounted on a wooden block carries a button for a finger; a platinum point on its upper surface is in contact with a platinum plate on a brass stop fixed above it; and the whole key is encased in a rubber bag packed in felt. 

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Bayer

nyctophile

devoted to the night

71717

goblino

A goblino is an underaged goblin. 

He is therefore not responsible for any incurred mayhem.

slumgullion

Elspeth Quinion

slack

Crown Prosecutor

071117

bleak week

Monday again already?

Roverscan

Number Six scans the horizon looking for Rover.

070717

Trotternish cenotaph

neo-cheart

Noddite

wormmug

State of the Union

Strombolian scoria

Maufry Wampus

Some gall.

Miz Hoopshawe