Tiny Montgomery

One bird book and a buzzard and a crow,

Tell them all Tiny says hello.

snarfer balloon

Snarfing appendages and the geneticists who grow them 

will be well represented in Albuquerque this October.

malingerer

pat-a-cake

There is some doubt as to whether the cake 

was patted into the shape of the baker's man or
whether the main ingredient actually was the baker's man.

no ID 6

It'll come to me..

entrope

dissociate

laid off from Walmart

bride of zonkerite

Taotao Mo'na

guardian to the banyan

gry

n.  Not a bit, not a morsel, but a measure

- never in general use -

equal to a tenth of philosophical foot. 

Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Union Carbide

Remember Bhopal?

Jack

Jack is not an astute businessman, trades cow for beans. 

Mother distraught. Jack plans robbery by means of fairy tale. 

Steals bag of gold, retreats.  

Returns, steals golden goose, retreats. 

Returns third time, steals singing harp. 

Jack is a triple offender, a recidivist. 

Makes getaway but has to kill rightful owner, 

so is now murderer as well.

  

Wealth buys lawyers, Jack is cleared, 

rich beyond measure.

sketchy

all I can remember of her

grounded Wallenda

Frankenshrunken

Jan. 27th, 1969 - Karloff disappears
into the jungle beside the Marañón River.

coxcomb

Phlogistonic actuator

Heart of combustion for the Sprague Dephlogisticator, 

named for its inventor, Howard Sprague.

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corrective visionary

Anti-Myopic Contraption Fixes Focus 

blanket statement

This is an implied deconstruction of 

an imaginary cartoon sculpture, unless it isn't.

Hashtag

The Egyptian god, Hashtag, is often shown 

holding a floral scepter up to one eye, 

denoting a topic currently trending.

deviner

fallen epigicidal forester

Beffo Geffenstetzer

opportunistic pathogen

dream encryption

The NSA already knows your REM cycles;

don't let them zero in on your dreams.

Madam Marie

Temple of Knowledge oracle 

strikes a pose for her police mugshot.

Doc Umockyu mask

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The Girl in the Shed

clastic rock star

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