Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

feckless cookie


As in: "I'm ready to quit the program. 
The feckless cookies they serve exasperate me to no end."

Monday, December 29, 2014

surfacing


He's bound to come up for air eventually.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Krampus On A Shelf


Sure, it's time to pack away the Krampus On A Shelf, but I just know it'll upset little Suzie and Timothy, so I've decided to move it to another shelf. At least until Easter.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Dash Boolean


and/or, T ≠ F!

Friday, December 26, 2014

Maisie


Bad luck. 
Bride of the bull.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

coniference


By this process, subject has apparently become one with a pinecone.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Ghost of Christmas Past Redux


So the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Oglethorpe


That was Oglethorpe.
Born that way, I guess.

Monday, December 22, 2014

Blackheart Man


Tikya the Blackheart Man, children
I say, don't go near him
Tikya the Blackheart Man, children
For even lions fear him..

He lives in the gullies of the city,
He's the Blackheart Man
Got no friend, no home, no family,
He's the Blackheart Man..

Now I trod the same road of afflictions 
Just like the Blackheart Man, 
Getting my share of humiliation 
Just like the Blackheart Man
You'll find me in the prisons and the dungeons,
Just like the Blackheart Man
I even get blamed without a reason 
Just like the Blackheart Man
 Just like the Blackheart man..

- Bunny Wailer

Sunday, December 21, 2014

darkest night


Happy Yule, ya'll.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Friday, December 19, 2014

Thursday, December 18, 2014

cacophonist


clamorous in a din

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Monday, December 15, 2014

belsnickler


treats the good kids, whips the bad

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Friday, December 12, 2014

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Ludovicus Rex


Plures Non Capit Orbis

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Bijou Rialto


projectionist at the Orpheum

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Lonzo Ciani


night watchman

Monday, December 08, 2014

Sunday, December 07, 2014

Saturday, December 06, 2014

Friday, December 05, 2014

petrified shrunken head


Do Not Remove From Box.

Thursday, December 04, 2014

caterpillar


hookah'd and shroomed

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

pranayama


purak, kumbhak, rechak

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

anythingarian


n.  one who is 'anything' in belief; an indifferentist.  
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Friday, November 28, 2014

the not so great gazoo


Self-esteem depletion on his native Zetox 
kicked in long before he arrived in Bedrock.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Thanatos


Learn to differentiate. 
Hypnos, his twin brother: god of sleep. 
Comes and goes on a regular basis. 
Thanatos, on the other hand, 
drops by once in a lifetime. 
He is the god of death.

Monday, November 24, 2014

shrewdest blobfish


There were vast schools of dumber ones, 
but the shrewdest blobfish of them all swam up to us 
in a most threatening manner.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Brannigans 3


Ned Brannigan.
Took the brunt.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Brannigans 2


Bob Brannigan
Last holdout.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Brannigans 1


Tom Brannigan. 
First to go.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Murgatroyd


Heavens to Betsy and him.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

slide 146


Here's a portal of some kind we saw one day in Istanbul. 
It was in an alley beside a nice little kebab place. 
Todd guessed it was for rats and mice.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Rudy


Dug up Rudy for one last shot.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Milo 13


behind enemy lines

Saturday, November 15, 2014

bumpkinet


n.  a little bumpkin
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Milo, age 56


Projected view should current trends run their course.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

piranha hat


My new piranha hat arrived today. 
I intend to wear it to full advantage.

Monday, November 10, 2014