gut flora

A hundred trillion of them live in your intestines.

zany floating head

I try not to look, but I know it's there.

seether

in state of preconniption

Buddy Knob

Nobody models bodymods like Buddy Knob.

ugly little sucker

Nick Cave

fairyshlub

...because all fairies are not cherubs.

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Owen Scissors

inventor of the pencil sharpener

Reuben

a great set of pipes

flight risk

L'il Newt

Petey Sanders

shifty babysitter and bad role model for young Skeezix

sluagh

Celtic spirit of the restless dead.

The earth coughs him back up.

base ego

Glynnis

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tagma

minus appendages

multifaceted

lion act

Pyzek

His Beneficence is now hearing grievances. 

verdigris-gris

stroyall

n.  one who destroys and wastes recklessly

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Thompkins

calculackey

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exuvia