Epimetheus

afterthought brother of Prometheus

Amenhotep I

his mummy de-masked and unswathed

wrather

haggard

tsantsa

shrunken head, from a Marañón River pongo

Case Study No. 477

Subject displays symptoms indicating 

overuse of steroids, 

evidently ingested nasally.

Ferengi

Profit is its own reward.

- the Ferengi's 41st Rule of Acquisition

the royal ennui

Arvendar-kyoonis

legendary tamer of the sea dragons of Zrami

Steve Van Zandt

host

cricket clicker

I love my two-nosed cricket clicker.

Turan

This terra cotta bust of the Etruscan 

goddess of love is in fact nothing of the sort.

soft shoe shuffler

Beware.

Cooter Meeks

a bad case of the simples

Ultima Thulian

Far norther climer, so far as to be mytho-tundratic.

50612

gleaner

Khalifah

viceroy to Allah

Vabo Kruth

Talmeathian outrider Vabo Kruth demonstrates 

his uncanny ability to weep catkins.

Roger Wilco

six two and even

MayDayMayDay

Discombobulation in progress, over.