Praetorian Guard

Offered something resembling loyalty
for a price.

deep wood pixie

Don't think for a minute she's asleep.

Adversarius

autochthon

born of rocks and soil

mugpin

madcap

Happy Birthday WAK

uguly thang

Henry, the facial contortionist

In the carny hierarchy, he figures below the clowns,
but above the geek who bites the heads off chickens.

lithified man

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kobold

They're known to loosen timbers,
so miners treat them with respect.

conjoined 2

conjoined 1

Richard M. Nixon

mano y monologist

To Mike Daisey:
"You, sir, are no Spalding Gray."

Manfred

..the lightning of his being, coop'd in clay.

Sogul Magun

I auditioned for the role.

minor miner

Phillip's been down in the cellar again.
That boy just can't get enough radon.

The Remains of Caiaphas

..as the High Priest came packed in his ossuary.

great grand uncle

My great grand uncle?
I thought he was your great grand uncle.

possession

It's nine-tenths of the law.

Two-Spirits

valuable and respected he-shes
from many North American tribes

M.J. Smedley

founder of Smedleyville, Ohio

solitarian

He grew tired of being amusing.

Tiki Biscuit

one of several Animist Crackers

Elswick Sneed

Entrope

Stalks random variables
to feed his craving
for chaos and disorder.

rudimentary rock icon

akbaalia

Crow medicine man

David Gilmour

clanjamfry agent

member of a ragtag & bobtail mob
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

stoolie

Din't have no call to squawk da boyz bidniss to da man.